Well if this doesn’t nail it on the head, I don’t know what does.  Attention all you male nerds reading this!  The following link is of the utmost importance if you are to continue interfacing with a female unit.  Whether it be a spousal unit or otherwise, this is required reading for them!  You can thank Emily Hambidge for deciphering this phenomenon and putting it into terms a chick can understand…

Dating an Apple Developer