Dating / Being Married to an Apple Developer
Well if this doesn't nail it on the head, I don't know what does. Attention all you male nerds reading this! The following link is of the utmost importance if you are to continue interfacing with a female unit. Whether it be a spousal unit or otherwise, this is required reading for them! You can thank Emily Hambidge for deciphering this phenomenon and putting it into terms a chick can understand...
